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TOP TEN REASONS WHY SUICIDE IS A GOOD IDEA
 
1. it doesnt hurt if you do it right
 
2. people will get over your death pretty fast
 
3. its cheaper then a heroin habbit
 
4. you are always going to be overweight and ugly
 
5. you can make yourself famous for a day if you do it in public
 
6. if you do it in your girlfriends house she will always remember you
 
7. heaven is going to be way cooler then earth anyway
 
8. life is a total buzzkill anyway
 
9. its only going to get worse if you stay alive
 
10. its just the right thing to do

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