MUFFY CHUCKS SKIP

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IN AN UNEXPECTED AND DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS, MUFFY HAS CHUCKED SKIP FROM HER SANTA MONICA ABODE ALMOST ONE MONTH TO THE DAY THAT THE TWO DECADES LONG FRIENDS HAD FORGED AN AGREEMENT PLEDGING A COMMITTMENT TO LIVE TOGETHER FOR A LEAST THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

SOURCES NEAR THE ESTATE ARE SPECULATING ON THE CAUSE OF THIS DRAMATIC DEVIATION FROM THE TERMS PREVIOUSLY HAMMERED OUT AFTER MUFFY FOUND HERSELF ACTING OUT ON SKIPPY IN A COMBINATION OF POST-BREAK UP PRE-MENTRUAL TENSION.

 

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Our Mission

TO SUPPORT AND PROMOTE THE ASCENSION TO UPPER MANAGEMENT OF THOSE PERSONS WHO HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED AND EXCLUDED FROM THE FRUITS OF CAPITAL LITIGATION AND MANAGEMENT BASED ON NUMERICAL FACTORS TURNING ON THEIR INTELLIGENCE AND CAPABILITIES. WHILE WE RECOGNIZE THAT THIS TYPE OF "LEGITIMIZED" DISCRMINATION IS DESTINED TO ENDURE IN ANY ORGANIZATION WHICH EVEN PAYS LIP SERVICE TO THAT WORST OF ALL STRUCTURES: "THE MERITOCRACY" WE CAN BEGIN TO MAKE IN ROADS ONTO THIS TERRIBLE POLICY THROUGH ACTIVISM, PURSUASION AND DIRECT ACTION PROTEST.

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